Now that weed is becoming legal in more states (and let’s hope it STAYS legal), maybe stores should cater to stoner shoppers. Where’s our Weed Wednesday for paraphernalia, our fave strains and scrumptious edibles? Maybe Black Friday and Cyber Monday can toss a nug of savings our way? After all, pot and its tools and accoutrements aren’t cheap. Not to mention, shopping sober totally sucks. And furthermore, if more people shopped stoned, Black Friday bad behavior would be a thing of the past. What stoners you know get into scraps with strangers? Pot is the peace and love drug, and ’tis the season to be jolly. So let’s all get jolly and take in this week’s sentiments, soliloquies, advice, thoughts and general tweets on the “buy stuff” season and shopping under the influence.
I’m avoiding Black Friday. I bought all my weed and liquor on Wednesday.
— Ron White (@Ron_White) November 25, 2016
Cyber Monday can I buy edibles on eBay
— Ali (@AlisaysHi) December 2, 2013
Some fully legalized weed distributors in Colorado will celebrate Black Friday by selling $1 joints.
— Awesome Facts (@FactsOverFlow) November 13, 2016
Living with all stoners sucks because ALL MY LEFTOVERS ARE GONE AND BLACK FRIDAY AINT OVER YET
— sean (@sean_guinan) November 26, 2016
I think the Home Shopping Networking is missing a huge opportunity not creating content targeted at stoners at 3am.
— holly wood???? (@girlziplocked) July 13, 2016
when everyone in the GM asks what we're bringing to the potluck on black friday and you say edibles
— ❁ (@_mandajorgenson) November 15, 2016
If weed dealers had cyber Monday deals everyone would be having a Merry Christmas.
— Kris V (@krisv_723) November 28, 2016
What I love doing high the most is #shopping I usually HATE it. But high? In and out in 5 minutes. #highlife #stoners #stonergirls
— Blazed Toontown (@blazed_toontown) October 16, 2016
sundays are for getting super stoned n taking baths n doing face masks n online shopping
— ???? (@liIangeI) November 27, 2016
My husbands advice for Black Friday shopping: 'if you get in any fights, make sure it's recorded horizontally' ????????
— Sara (@SaaraStone) November 25, 2016
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http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-nov-30-2016/
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