Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Toasted Tweets | Nov. 8, 2016

Comedians and pot have gone hand-in-hand since they met. They’re besties, in fact! Many of our favorite stand-up comics are stoners; they often supplement their typically terrible diets with this wonderful herb, which may aid in inventive, often smart bits, many of which typically have a progressive outlook towards our favorite seven-leafed friend.

Plus, weed and laughter are like peanut butter and jelly, which, by the way, also goes really great with weed. Check out some comedians you both know and don’t know (plus some people with thoughts on weed + comedy / comedians) waxing comedic on the plant that helps so many of us get by.

I just started antibiotics that I'm supposed to take with food. I hope this edible counts.

— Becca (@RebeccaRush639) June 2, 2016

i dont think i have a favorite comedian but robin williams' act on smoking medicinal marijuana from california for the first time is ????

— MC ☭ (@theOFFICIALmilf) August 27, 2016

“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?”- Bob Saget / Actor, Comedian

— dc roberts (@obscurecomix) July 9, 2016

If driving while smoking #marijuana were a real threat to road safety, there would be a comedian dying every week in Canada.

— Russell Barth (@russellbarth) May 2, 2016

So they legalize marijuana and then get rid of Twinkies? Is our government playing some kind of cruel joke on us?

— Kevin Hart (@kevinhartn) October 24, 2016

if i was comedian I'd just sit down on the stage in a bean bag, get stoned and be like "yo what's up with pets? do they have souls?" etc.

— Julian Rhodes (@second_viewing) October 27, 2016

Local Comedian on endless quest to find where his weed smokers are.

— Local Comedian (@ALocalComedian) September 23, 2016

what will happen when weed is legal and every comedian ever gets laid off because they have no content

— space boy (@gennameisner) September 17, 2016

Drink alcohol and you become a comedian. Smoke weed and everyone else becomes a comedian.

— MOUMITA DUTTA (@moumitadutt12) September 13, 2016

Don't smoke weed unless you want to be an Olympic gold medalist, actor, musician, comedian, or President of the United States.

— Luke Kuechly (@NotLukeKuechly) August 8, 2016

Last week in Toasted Tweets: The Halloweed Edition



from
http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-nov/

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